T.F.C. ยง 6 section 21

  1. A furry is defined as an individual who identifies as a furry
  2. All furries are cute.
    1. A furry who is a pedophile, zoophile, or a criminal is not cute.
    2. Denying cuteness is subject to a fine of $350.
    3. Repeated cuteness denial is punishable by cutie prison.